Jeff Goldblum

I am reminded of one of my Dorian Gray poems in which he expresses the sentiment that San Franciso is a “right raucus old lass”. Well, today I am feeling raucus myself and seeing that a statue of a bare Chested Jeff Goldblum as been erected in London, I couldn’t resist this bit of fluff for today’s Get Listed over at Toad’s. Also, ebony is one of the hardest woods in the world, Ha!Ha!

 

Jeff Golblum
The path to your body
winds hither and yon
until I come upon you –
Your ebony hard member thickened
as you stretch upon the grass.
Your enormity confounds me,
Non-pluses me.
Arouses me.
Excites me.
Your ebony member,
Your gigantic member –
Oh my!
Oh yes!
Oh yes yes yes

I am reminded of one of my Dorian Gray poems in which he expresses the sentiment that San Franciso is a “right raucus old lass”. Well, today I am feeling raucus myself and seeing that a statue of a bare Chested Jeff Goldblum as been erected in London, I couldn’t resist this bit of fluff for today’s Get Listed over at Toad’s. Also, ebony is one of the hardest woods in the world, Ha!

 

18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. erbiage
    Jul 19, 2018 @ 16:28:59

    Good to see this side of you. Its important to be a whole person. Though Jeff is not quite my type! Lol

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    • kanzensakura
      Jul 19, 2018 @ 16:31:12

      Well Eric I am a raucous old lass. He don’t my type either but when I saw the word ebony, I couldn’t resist 🙂

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  2. sanaarizvi
    Jul 19, 2018 @ 16:30:36

    I literally got goosebumps reading this poem!💞 Beautifully done.

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  3. coalblack
    Jul 19, 2018 @ 17:01:39

    I find this poem a bit stiff. Funny they should erect a monument to Goldblum. Ah well, no harm in standing at attention I suppose.

    Aw, you gave someone goosebumps. Quelle de bonheur.

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    • kanzensakura
      Jul 19, 2018 @ 17:07:12

      It is supposedly a pose he struck in the original Jurassic park. Oh well, they had to erect the statue, goosebumps be damned. Full speed a head. Damn the turgid torpedoes.

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  4. kim881
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 03:20:44

    Lol! I could only think of him in ‘The Fly’ and then my imagination went a bit doolally!

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  5. Vandana Sharma
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 04:35:48

    Powerful man!

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  6. oldegg
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 06:42:52

    I thought I had better google Jeff Golblum and found a photo of a group of people sat in deck chairs getting an eyeful. Personally I’d prefer to look at the River Thames adjacent! But it is OK ladies that you make me feel small!

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  7. Jim
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 09:09:40

    Thanks, I guess, Toni. It triggered.memories of my eighth grade, could have been seventh, surprise. It was in school at my desk, I was so embarrassed. Fortunately “things’ went ‘normal’ before my turn to come in front of the class to recite but my worry about thst also came to mind.
    That is all I’m sharing, perhaps TMI?
    ..

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  8. Debi Swim
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 09:54:28

    You are a “right raucus old lass” Nothing wrong with that. Fun poem

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  9. annell4
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 11:10:06

    An interesting write…and I think you are right about ebony.

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  10. Kerry
    Jul 20, 2018 @ 13:13:20

    Goodness me!! What an enormous man statue.. Just what the world needs.

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