Ersatz

It is the 22nd Day of NAPOWRIMO. For Fireblossom’s last prompt at Real Toads. she is asking us to pick a pic and write about it. The pics are based upon her posts throughout the years. The title of the prompt is Beware of Poor Substitutions! Shay, thanks for being a friend and a poetic mentor.

Ersatz
“I know it’s not butter.” Anthony Bourdain

instant coffee – Postum no less.
Ersatz powdered crèamer.
Powdered artificial sweetener.
No wonder I can’t get going in the morning.
Or rather,
the false dawn in which my digital alarm goes off.
tokens in the fare slot on the bus,
a Danish with artificial jam.
Damn.
No wonder I crash and burn before 9:00 a.m.
my plane crashes on the runway –
I don’t stand a chance.

 

The Notes: Postum is a powdered roasted-grain beverage popular as a coffee substitute. The caffeine-free beverage was created by Post Cereal Company founder C. W. Post in 1895 and marketed as a healthful alternative to coffee.

18 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. annell4
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 13:27:15

    I think you are right…it is no wonder!!

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  2. kim881
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 14:18:32

    The Anthony Bourdain quote took me back to my childhood and an advertisement in which people had to taste the difference between margarine and butter – it made me smile. Accept no substitutes!

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  3. S
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 14:36:20

    This breaks my heart. Coffee is definitely my get-up-and-go drug of choice.

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  4. Namratha Varadharajan
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 14:53:13

    I agree.. no wonder we crash and drag through the day

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  5. Björn Rudberg (brudberg)
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 15:51:50

    Without coffee planes would go down, companies would fall short and nothing would work… those ersatz stuff are to be seen as malicious poison to topple nations and create wars.

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  6. coalblack
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 15:59:10

    I have to tell you, I laughed out loud when i got to Postum. It’s in the hall of shame along with Sanka. Wow. I cannot imagine YOU downing all this crap. Not my chef friend!

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  7. Sherry Blue Sky
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 16:17:25

    Ack! All those powders. A poor substitute indeed. This made me smile – and shudder, lol.

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  8. Susie Clevenger
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 17:27:24

    The substitutions come with a price…We never seem to learn what their teaching.

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  9. Rosemary Nissen-Wade
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 19:00:01

    There is NO substitute for coffee! (Nor for Shay.) I have my coffee plunged, which I think may be what you mean by pressed … and I like it black.

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  10. Jim
    Apr 22, 2019 @ 21:17:06

    I load the coffee pot before bedding. First one up pushes the ON button unless it is too early. Then I make a Kuerig decaf and wait. Toni, you get more coffee flavor without addng sugar. Eating a chocolate biscuit along with adds coffee flavor. For me, at least.
    ..

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  11. Jane Swanson
    Apr 23, 2019 @ 02:32:27

    My grandmother drank postum. She lived to be 98.

    Reply

  12. Kerry
    Apr 28, 2019 @ 11:36:32

    Sorry, I missed this one, Toni. I love the play on substitute and ersatz

    Reply

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