Cartoon Chefs

For Victoria’s prompt on dVerse – pop art  and poetry.


Cartoon Chefs
“I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.” Alton Brown

Bam! It’s a good thing.
Now how easy is that?
Oh bother.
The phrases of the popular chefs on the tv
roll off the tongue
like cartoon colored plastic knives.
I don’t use a one of the phrases
sometimes I use a technique
or a recipe.
I love Bourdain, Brown…
sexy men who walk out of a Warhol painting
and steal my heart every single time.
Bam! Let’s kick it up a notch.
You will love it,
I gair-on-tee it.

Alton Brown puppet from Good Eats

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